gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

(Source: toxicwinner, via tyleroakley)

sarazarr:

Tegan and Sara sing, Mae Whitman acts, really that’s all I’m asking for today.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

olympicsusa:

Japan scores their first Olympic goal since 1998!

newyorker:

A cartoon by Roz Chast. Take a look at more cartoons from this week’s issue: http://nyr.kr/19pATON

newyorker:

A cartoon by Roz Chast. Take a look at more cartoons from this week’s issue: http://nyr.kr/19pATON

(Source: newyorker.com, via npr)

humansofnewyork:

"What was the happiest moment of your life?" “I don’t know.” “What was the saddest moment of your life?” “I don’t know.” “What’s your best quality?” “I don’t know.” “What’s your worst quality?” “Indecisiveness.”

humansofnewyork:

"What was the happiest moment of your life?"
“I don’t know.”
“What was the saddest moment of your life?”
“I don’t know.”
“What’s your best quality?”
“I don’t know.”
“What’s your worst quality?”
“Indecisiveness.”

Can’t stop laughing at this

Can’t stop laughing at this

jennyowenyoungs:

kristinetuna:

invaderxan:

This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.

NOW that’s what i call a wedding ring (Vol. 42)

brb hunting this down

jennyowenyoungs:

kristinetuna:

invaderxan:

This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.

NOW that’s what i call a wedding ring (Vol. 42)

brb hunting this down

(Source: kristenschaals, via dannielle)

tyleroakley:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

(Source: lejazzhot)